With more holes than a neck at a vampire
smorgasbord, "Blade" takes a slice-and-dice
approach to the resurgently trendy horror
genre, with choppy results. Blade (an
uninspired Wesley Snipes) is a mysterious
and brooding half-man, half-vampire who has
dedicated his life to destroying nefarious
Nosferatu. His main enemy is Deacon Frost
(a hammy Stephen Dorff), a megalomanic
vampire who plots gleefully to resurrect a
blood god who will turn the entire human race
into vampires. The fact that this has no
obvious benefit and will instead completely
extinct the vampire food supply is never
addressed. Silly mythic hieroglyphs and
prophecies evoke shades of "Stargate" and
"The Fifth Element," both of which were
similarly flawed, striving to be epic but
resoundingly failing to even partially realize
their protagonists, plots and backstories.
Starring
Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris
Kristofferson, N'Bushe Wright and Donal
Logue. Written by David S. Goyer. Directed by
Stephen Norrington. Produced by Peter
Frankfurt, Wesley Snipes and Robert
Engelman. A New Line release. Action/thriller.
Rated R for strong, pervasive vampire violence
and gore, language, and brief sexuality.
Running time: 120 min
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